Inspired by Cisco Security Advisory Lingo Demystified.
Remote code execution: Can be used to pop up porn ads and send spam.
Mitigating factors: Bold-faced lies.
Workarounds: Hold onto your butts, we're not patching this anytime soon.
Not exploitable in the default configuration: Remote code execution.
Limited targeted attacks: You've been owned 6 times in the time it took you to read this.
Responsible disclosure: Researcher allowed the vendor to drag their feet for 18 months in order to ensure credit in the advisory.
Crafted packet: Who knows, Metasploit does all that nerd stuff.
Denial of service condition: Remote code execution.
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